What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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